I love this honestly
I hate when you’re like “fuck it’s so hot” and someone’s like “well why don’t you take your jacket off?” Like bitch no…this is my outfit
men are awful
not all men!
yes but enough men so that i feel endangered, your comment is unnecessary and derails the dialogue of women's issues that i am attempting to engage in
person of color:
white people are awful
not all white people!
we all have a favorite eyebrow
Man I got one fuck-up eyebrow. Never gets with the program. It’s the one twin out of the sibling pair that is always fucking up. My “good side” is just the side that eyebrow isn’t on. That damn eyebrow man.
Oh my god
when your mom comes home and you forgot to thaw the chicken
Hahaha I had no idea this was a worldwide phenomenon
*Fox News voice* Was slavery really about race???
“I don’t broadcast every high & I don’t hide every low. I’m trying to live. I’m not trying to convince the world I have life.”
Unknown (via phuckindope)
Interviewer: Does it bother you at all that you look so much younger than your age?
Ugh she’s so pretty it hurts. And I know her babyface struggles. I’m 19 and people say I can pass for 13 :’(
writing adult emails is awful
hi [name of person],
this formatting is making me uncomfortable but I have to tell you something / ask you something that is vital to my career as a student.
I re-read and edited that sentence for an hour, but you’ll probably just glance over it for half a second.
how dare this younger generation enjoy casual hookups and temporary dating…back in my day we got married to our first crushes when we were 18 and ended up unhappy by the time we were 40