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Hello, my name is:

aktx:

tarntino:

me: *sees a white boy* *locks my car doors*

white boy: *knocks on window* what would you be doing if I was in there with you ;)

multipack:

mom can i borrow $100,000 please i’ll give u it back when im rich and famous

College tuition

  • Me:

    I met a boy.

  • Me (two days later):

    nevermind

nishlo:

*sees a pic of a skinny person* *inspired for 11 seconds*

y0uwantmexxxo:

GODDESS

middle-shiner:

Raphael’s Madonna with Child

middle-shiner:

Raphael’s Madonna with Child

goldnosering:

I love this honestly

mercedesbenzodiazepine:

I hate when you’re like “fuck it’s so hot” and someone’s like “well why don’t you take your jacket off?” Like bitch no…this is my outfit

  • white woman:

    men are awful

  • white man:

    not all men!

  • white woman:

    yes but enough men so that i feel endangered, your comment is unnecessary and derails the dialogue of women's issues that i am attempting to engage in

  • person of color:

    white people are awful

  • white woman:

    not all white people!

tungstens:

we all have a favorite eyebrow

Man I got one fuck-up eyebrow. Never gets with the program. It’s the one twin out of the sibling pair that is always fucking up. My “good side” is just the side that eyebrow isn’t on. That damn eyebrow man.

nylilprincess:

Oh my god

ahrned:

when your mom comes home and you forgot to thaw the chicken 

image

Hahaha I had no idea this was a worldwide phenomenon

Reblog if people say you don’t look your age.

luxuriouspain:

hipsandheartbreak:

nomorewaterthefirenexttime:

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It’s the African blood I tell you!