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Hello, my name is:


how do you say ‘please talk to me more i crave your company’ to someone without sounding like a creep


My internet was down for 5 minutes so i went downstairs and spoke to my family

They seem like nice people

If you’re a boy

And you tell me really cool really interesting things about yourself or your life that are really cool and really interesting, I will fact check the fuck out of your story and cut you off immediately if I smell a lie.


A picture of a baby overwhelmed by pizza





Ok everybody…..I have this great new idea for a blockbuster movie series…..picture this…..dystopian future…….and teenagers…….

oh and to spice it up
heterosexual couples

yes but consider this: A LOVE TRIANGLE oh man guys we’re gonna make so much money

But, stay with me here… What if they were all… WHITE?

Every kitten grows up to be a cat. They seem so harmless at first. Small, quiet, lapping up their saucer of milk. But once their claws get long enough, they draw blood. Sometimes from the hand that feeds them. For those of us climbing to the top of the food chain, there can be no mercy.

Frank Underwood (via saturnsorbit)


turning 12 like



i dont understand how some fries can be longer than the average potato


solange is so carefree her life looks like nothing but sunshine and colorblocking outfits i love her


i just want a boy to like me

no not that one

  • at the start of the semester:

    i'm gonna get a 4.0 gpa

  • at the end of the semester:

    perfection is the disease of a nation...pretty hurts, pretty hurts