mom can i borrow $100,000 please i’ll give u it back when im rich and famous
I met a boy.
Me (two days later):
*sees a pic of a skinny person* *inspired for 11 seconds*
Raphael’s Madonna with Child
I love this honestly
I hate when you’re like “fuck it’s so hot” and someone’s like “well why don’t you take your jacket off?” Like bitch no…this is my outfit
men are awful
not all men!
yes but enough men so that i feel endangered, your comment is unnecessary and derails the dialogue of women's issues that i am attempting to engage in
person of color:
white people are awful
not all white people!
we all have a favorite eyebrow
Man I got one fuck-up eyebrow. Never gets with the program. It’s the one twin out of the sibling pair that is always fucking up. My “good side” is just the side that eyebrow isn’t on. That damn eyebrow man.
Oh my god
when your mom comes home and you forgot to thaw the chicken
Hahaha I had no idea this was a worldwide phenomenon