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Hello, my name is:

goldnosering:

I love this honestly

mercedesbenzodiazepine:

I hate when you’re like “fuck it’s so hot” and someone’s like “well why don’t you take your jacket off?” Like bitch no…this is my outfit

  • white woman:

    men are awful

  • white man:

    not all men!

  • white woman:

    yes but enough men so that i feel endangered, your comment is unnecessary and derails the dialogue of women's issues that i am attempting to engage in

  • person of color:

    white people are awful

  • white woman:

    not all white people!

tungstens:

we all have a favorite eyebrow

Man I got one fuck-up eyebrow. Never gets with the program. It’s the one twin out of the sibling pair that is always fucking up. My “good side” is just the side that eyebrow isn’t on. That damn eyebrow man.

nylilprincess:

Oh my god

ahrned:

when your mom comes home and you forgot to thaw the chicken 

image

Hahaha I had no idea this was a worldwide phenomenon

Reblog if people say you don’t look your age.

luxuriouspain:

hipsandheartbreak:

nomorewaterthefirenexttime:

221,863 black people reblogged this

313,086

It’s the African blood I tell you!

dopernose:

*Fox News voice* Was slavery really about race???

I don’t broadcast every high & I don’t hide every low. I’m trying to live. I’m not trying to convince the world I have life.

Unknown (via phuckindope)

Interviewer: Does it bother you at all that you look so much younger than your age?

Ugh she’s so pretty it hurts. And I know her babyface struggles. I’m 19 and people say I can pass for 13 :’(

columbiaphoenix:

counting-teacups:

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

writing adult emails is awful

its like

hi [name of person], 

this formatting is making me uncomfortable but I have to tell you something / ask you something that is vital to my career as a student. 

I re-read and edited that sentence for an hour, but you’ll probably just glance over it for half a second.

thanks! 

- [name]

k

-professor

canadad:

how dare this younger generation enjoy casual hookups and temporary dating…back in my day we got married to our first crushes when we were 18 and ended up unhappy by the time we were 40